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Rest-Max Sleep Mate©

10/24/2014

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Portable Neck Pillow
$37.99

Available in:  Blushing Bagel (currently out of stock) and Misty Eyed.

Product Description:

A constant reminder that you’re travelling alone, the Rest-Max Sleep Mate© ensures you do not breach the designated boundary as listed on your seat ticket.  Not even when unconscious. 

A passenger aircraft is not King’s Cross as imagined in Harry Potter.  There is no seat B9 and ¾’s.

If you have failed to make a significant connection to another human being, condolences, but the likelihood then, is that the warm body next to you is that of a stranger and therefore, not amenable to you leaning your head on their shoulder; in this situation we hope your final destination takes you somewhere tropical with an average temperature of around 37 degrees so you can at least experience the heat of human contact.  (May we suggest Alice Springs in Australia’s Northern Territory during the summer months of December – January?)

However, the widely lauded snug fit of the Rest-Max Sleep Mate© does go some way to alleviating the feeling of isolation, commonly experienced by solo travelers.  Based on sensory stimulation research as laid out by Temple Grandin, our product has the ability to adjust support around the neck via an adjustable tab thereby mimicking pressure as applied through normal physical contact such as that from a lover or masseuse.    

Designed to be easily damaged the Rest-Max Sleep Mate© also functions as a last ditch life coach.  The Rest-Max Sleep Mate© will not last forever, in fact, consumer experience details its shelf life at approximately three-four months before the stitching comes undone and the micro-beads spill out like drunken texts to an ex.   

That gives you approximately a semester, or the gestation time of a baby chinchilla, to find someone to rest your head on, and with our product’s lucky horse-shoe shape, you’ve already got a gentle nudge in the right direction.  Love is in the air - 35,000 feet up in the air!  

Customer Reviews

Rethink the color...?
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by Jaye Daed  24th February 2014

Yeah… Blushing Bagel is too light to hide drool.  Kind of ruins my image as a budding Fortune 500 exec, walking around VIP lounges with a pillow tie-dyed with spit stains. 

Ended up ditching it in a sanitary bin at Narita International. 

Now with extra CRUNCH!
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by Llong Hawl  November 24th 2013

Pretty comfy, but what did you guys put inside it?  Those beads – micro bead (?) things sound like my hamster eating rice krispies. Manageable with ear plugs, but seriously dude, too crunchy.  I don’t want to dream about the Kellogg’s range in Costco during my shut-eye hours.  Dreamtime is reserved for ScarJo (Black Widow Marvel phase) and that hot girl in my DATA SCI class ONLY.

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